Best Boss’s Day Gift – From a Gas Station

Wednesday, October 16th, 2019 is one of the most glorious day of the year… it’s the day we get to celebrate how great our fearless leaders are by remebering Boss’s Day. We came up with the top gifts your boss will enjoy and actually use.

Best Boss’s Day Gifts

Sweets – To help your boss find their happy place…
“Boss… we think you’re sweet!”

Nuts – Offers protien to curb hunger…
“We are nuts about you!”

Salty – Help raise blood sugar slowly…
“Hey… you’re being a little salty today.”

Beef Jerky – Great protien to help your boss stay a lean machine…
“…we are not sure how to tell you this but you’re kinda being a jerk”

Chewing Gum – A quick pick me up for your over taxed boss…
“….mmm we don’t like it when you stand close – sorry you have bad breath…”

Protien Bars – These will help your boss keep great mental focus…
“Boss – You’re a beast so we got you this to help you stay at the top of your game!”

Over the Counter Medicine – Help you boss avoid heartburn, relieve a headache etc etc …
“Boss we hurt when you hurt… we got you this because we care!”

Red Bull – This is a sure fire way to help you boss get their wings…
“Boss… we need you to have your pazazz… please drink this!”

Lottery Ticket – Who doesn’t want to win some extra cash…
“Boss… you are so lucky to have us you will probably win it big on the lottery.”

Car Air Freshener – Ohhh the unforgetable smell of “Pine”….
“Boss… this will always help us keep things fresh between us.”