Deciphering ‘What Women Say’ [VIDEO]

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In an effort to ensure the weekend is filled with peace and harmony we’ve decided to explain the true definition of what is actually meant when most women say the following.  Don’t miss the video of Two Old Men sharing their knowledge…


This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes

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This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it’s an even trade.


This meanssomething,” and you should be on your toes.Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.Nothingusually signifies an argument that will lastFive Minutesand end withFine.”

Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows!)

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This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset overNothingand will end with the wordFine

Go Ahead (Normal Eyebrows)

This meansI give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get aRaised Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed byNothingand “Fine” and she will talk to you in aboutFive Minutes when she cools off.

Loud Sigh

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This is not actually a word, it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing.”

Soft Sigh

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Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That’s Okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay,” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow.

Go Ahead!

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

Please Do

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This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay.”


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A woman is thanking you. Do not faint!! Just say you’re welcome.

Thanks A Lot

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This is much different fromThanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lotwhen she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by theLoud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after theLoud Sigh,” as she will only tell youNothing.”

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