Just Feeling Funny Over Here

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With these beautiful spring days, and a sense of hope that businesses and industries will re-open very soon, we are smiling more. Let’s laugh a little, while we’re at it.

These are some clean, funny, silly jokes that can be told around the dinner table, or your kids can tell the grandparents when they face-time. If some of them are groaners, don’t blame us. We didn’t write them.

Question: Why are there no Knock Knock Jokes about Democracy ?
Answer: Because Freedom Rings (Doesn’t Knock)

Question: What did ET’s dad say when he got home?
Answer: Where on Earth have you been?

Question: What do you call alien eggs?
Answer: Eggstra-terrestrials!

Joke:  What’s Green & Sings? Answer:  Elvis Parsely

Joke:  What’s 1-foot long, made of leather & sounds like a sneeze?  Answer:  A Shoe.

The cable guy asked me what time it was.

I said between 1 and 5 PM.

Joke:  Why do nurses always bring red crayons to work? 

Answer:  In case they need to draw blood..

Have FUN with it! And if YOU have a clean, funny, silly, groaner of a joke that is appropriate for all ages, please do share with us. We might groan, but then we will laugh, too.

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