This is one of those stories you have to tell if only for the headline. So here we go – Bird poop is nothing to laugh at…unless that bird is a penguin. I poop you not (sorry, couldn’t pass it up), Dutch researchers have discovered that penguin poop contains tons of nitrous oxide…also known as laughing gas! The study found that there’s even more laughing gas in penguin turds than what’s found in whipped cream cans – that some idiots huff to get high.
Why do I feel like there are going to be a lot of idiots at the zoos as soon as they open back up?